Are they juicy?
- nancydulake1967
- Jan 28, 2024
- 1 min read
Updated: Feb 3, 2024

Juicy Marbles- you tried it? We did- the other day. Usually 9 quid but we got 'em for £6.50... Bit much, innit?
Succulent thick slabs of vegan steak - salted and basted, tasting like pure meaty heaven- apart from the teeny-weeny hint of dog foodiness about it (or maybe that’s what steak actually tastes like!). Haven’t eaten it in so long - barely ate it before I was vegan.
Comes with useful cooking instructions written at the back of the packet- most of them helpful- shame about the jokey one that was totally incorrect! “Sizzle until all sides become golden brown - and by golden brown, we don’t mean Dave Brubeck’s jazz classic”....
Terrible gag! Least get the name right - idiots!
Lovely bit of steak though! Albeit a bit Pedigree Chummy...
Side note: there is a YouTube video of a D. Brubeck Golden Brown mock up. This ain’t real - but a superb bit of editing!
Fiona Nancy Dulake x

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